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So, Again, Monday is Upon Us…

He gave me his number in case I ever need emergency tie dye advice. Its good that someone has my back.

Monday… Two Days Later…

I shoveled so much snow in the past two days, I’mma start calling myself, “Bobcat.” (RAWR!) I had a fantasy about going over to the man on the corner and propositioning him for his snow blower. Yes. SNOW BLOWER. You see where that is going.There was also a point where we did think it could be amusing to burn the house down… because we had nothing else to do.

I Did WHAT?

Somehow, on Friday night, as a few friends and I went to see a local cover band, I jumped into an early-80’s-style dance off with a 40-something year old albino man.

Grammy Thoughts

Melia, dressed in pink and green sequins, like the drag queen she wishes she was, covers the Grammy Awards.

This song…

Makes me twitch.

According to you
I’m stupid,
I’m useless,
I can’t do anything right.
According to you
I’m difficult,
hard to please,
forever changing my mind.
I’m a mess in a dress,
can’t show up on time,
even if it would save my life.
According to you. According to you.
But according to him
I’m beautiful,
incredible,
he can’t get me out of his head.
According to him
I’m funny,
irresistible,
everything he ever [...]