…but it could have been shit. I love her, don’t get me wrong, but I cringe when she calls. A. L. O. T. So, today, I bit the bullet and answered the phone. I may have hesitated, I may have thought of 200 reasons not to push that little button, but out of family obligation, I did it. So, here’s a transcript of the 30:33 phone call. GM: “Well, you ARE alive!” Me: Kinda, yeah. *Insert lame apology for not calling* GM: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blahblah...





