In my quest for journalistic integrity, I bring you the follow-up to When Cool Girls Go Stupid. I will admit that I’ve had a few forays into the world of the UCG (UnCool Girl). I’ve been prone to fits of weird notes to boys I liked, making statements to incite jealousy, and dedicating a song or two that I would not ordinarily even acknowledge existed had I not been in the throes of crushdom. In my defense, however, I was probably in high school (or earlier) and therefore, I was UnCool...
There are those girls who seem to have it all figured out. They get nice jobs that make them happy, develop healthy relationships with friends, have a plan, a sunny outlook, and an attitude that says a romantic relationship is secondary to their very existence, because they’re already fabulous. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. (Cue the music) (Yep, totally busted out the KC. I RULE!) So, by keeping her heart protected She’ll never, ever feel rejected Little Miss Apprehensive Said...




