I tried to write a professional-sounding blog for my professional-looking website that defines my professional nature and what I do when I’m not screwing around online… but I couldn’t do it. Why? Because there is no good way to tell someone that perhaps their social media campaign is stalling due to their appearance or the appearance of their profile. This goes far beyond the stereotypical social profile that shows a topless moment on the beach or that frat photo involving a toilet...
There are days when I ponder the big picture, when I try to determine who I am, where I’m going and how I can help the world. Then there are times when I try to figure out what I like better… women or boobs.If I had a dollar for each minute that involved thinking about women, boobs, or women’s boobs, I would be a rich, rich lady. In particular, I love how women join together to help each other, and I especially love watching this happen online, where I have a tiny piece of that...
This little ditty goes out to @CodeNameMama from Twitter. She’s awesome, simply because she responded to my Tweet about wanting to do reviews for all of the “as seen on TV” products, after seeing the ad for The Sure Clip or The Neckline Slimmer (WTF?) and thinking of all of the nails I clip here not to mention all of the necks that could really use slimming, in MeliaLand, and how I should just specialize in writing reviews for obscure fascinating, hilarious, horrible products in...
