The only thing funnier than nipple-concealing petals was the woman behind me who high-tailed it to the next aisle as I took photos of bras with my phone. I think she may have left a child behind in her haste to get away from the crazy lady on acid who thinks its hilarious to take photos of lingerie in Target while slurping her real (I think) latte and pretending she’s actually one of the “normal” ones.
Posts Tagged ‘Twitches’
Today’s Observations
November 21st, 2009 
Melia Now, completely determined to educate my 4 year old daughters about reproduction, I said that boy/girl twins were possible because all that “twin” meant was that they were born together
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Tags: anacondas, idiots, it must be time for a drink, nablobpomo, PSA, reproduction, today in melialand, twins, Twitches 
8 Comments »I Want, I Want… Dammit, I Want!
November 19th, 2009 Melia No, honestly, I am in the throes of “I want,” which is really strange, since I’m also trying to
Posted in Daily Ramblings Tags: buy me things, cack is a word, deadly sins, NaBloPoMo, stuff, the enigma, the talker, Twitches No Comments »Hello, November!
November 2nd, 2009 Melia It was a great night… between Enigma walking through the neighborhood scraping his foil around (oh, and he had silver dryer duct stuff on his arms and legs) and Dozer jumping around, screaming “yahoo!!” every time she got candy, it was a great Halloween.
Hello, Monday!
October 26th, 2009 Melia I’m all alone with 700 children and 835 animals. The Husband is off on a business trip this week, then he’ll be gone again next week. Muahahahahaha. I feel like rolling around on the carpet, naked, but then I realize that not a whole lot has changed, except that now I don’t have friendly reminders [...]
Posted in Daily Ramblings Tags: alone, belly dance, birthday party, cheese straws, clown, costumes, craft fair, filty martini, halloween, monday, pumpkin seeds, rain, tie dye, twins, Twitches, weekend, youtube 1 Comment »
