It is the summer of my discontent. Its freaking hot, and with a bunch of children to entertain, the heat makes things much more difficult. However, I shall prevail over this weather madness. I survived the Snowpacalypse, I shall survive the burning streets of Northern VA hell. Ouch. Saturday found us in the depths of [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Twitches’
Happy Solstice!
June 21st, 2010 
Melia Summer Solstice, historically, is a time to celebrate the joy and warmth of summer, and an opportunity to release fears and sadness. It honors the feeling you get when you open your door and walk out into a perfect, sun-shining day. Make the most of today, folks, even if you’re not one of the barefoot [...]
I Heart My Dentist
June 9th, 2010 Melia Its the time of the year when I scramble around to make sure everyone’s eyes, teeth and other weird body parts are where they should be. Dental appointments with four children are not on my top 10 list of things I want to spend my time doing, so this year, I opted to split the [...]
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Tags: melia has lost her mind, not a mommy blogger, today in melialand, Twitches 
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November 24th, 2009 Melia The only thing funnier than nipple-concealing petals was the woman behind me who high-tailed it to the next aisle as I took photos of bras with my phone. I think she may have left a child behind in her haste to get away from the crazy lady on acid who thinks its hilarious to take photos of lingerie in Target while slurping her real (I think) latte and pretending she’s actually one of the “normal” ones.
Today’s Observations
November 21st, 2009 Melia Now, completely determined to educate my 4 year old daughters about reproduction, I said that boy/girl twins were possible because all that “twin” meant was that they were born together
Posted in Daily Ramblings Tags: anacondas, idiots, it must be time for a drink, nablobpomo, PSA, reproduction, today in melialand, twins, Twitches 9 Comments »
