Jessie, Zack, Lisa, Screech, Mr. Belding and Slater. Those were the days… acid wash jeans and mullet-tails. Just in case you forgot how to style your Ponytail Mullet, I found a quick diagram. This works well for women, too. So, I think my fascination with Showgirls, beyond the obvious, was watching Jessie go bad. I think it was all of the pressure from her parents, or maybe that she was secretly in love with Lisa. The final theory is that she hated that Slater was a better dancer, and so...




