I don’t want to sound all superior, but I wanted to state, on record, that I do talk to walls. Lessons in futility, that thing about insanity being the action of doing the same thing over again, expecting different results, etc. My wheels doth spin, and its frustrating, so I’m done. You’re done being vague? Hell, no. I want to be able to look back on this in the years to come and be like the rest of you… “what the hell is she talking about?” Awwww yeah. Its Sunday....
Thursday, the day that never ended. I woke up at 5:30 to drive Freedom to work. (5:30. Me. Haha!) Then, I got home, showered, made this blog and this vlog, worked on my own stuff for a while, got ready to hunt down a new phone for The Husband and find a place that will duplicate a key for Freedom, and prepared for The Twitches’ annual visit to the ophthalmologist, which brought me to the new waiting room at a DC Children’s Hospital clinic. It was in that waiting room that I almost lost...
My ex. The one I blogged about a few days ago, between Saturn and the vibrators. He’s coming to stay for a while and get his shit together. Weird? Nah. I’m friends with most of my exes, mostly because of the sheer volume of people involved with the label of “Melia’s ex.” Ok, maybe its a little weird. So, after staying up talking to Freedom last night and really deciding that this was a good idea, I tossed and turned all night trying to think of how I was going to tell...
Sometimes, there are words that feel weird as I type them out. Among those words, is the phrase, “I played football,” because, really, I’m just not sporty. But, I was absolutely willing to test out a product from ZeloSport when they asked, because I’m all about new experiences. ZeloSport has taken “finger football” to new levels with their crazy-accurate tabletop (or floor) game of football. They even have baseball, soccer and golf, but I didn’t try those...
I am pretty much done with the house purging, and while I don’t normally give a damn about such things, its been quite an adventure. I’ve learned: I’m not a pack rat. The former owners of this house are, and The Husband is. Me, I over-purge, and will probably miss at least 3 of those 7 purses I just got rid of. I’m also a Virgo, so if something doesn’t meet my extremely high expectations, it goes away. This goes for all nouns (people, places and things) and may explain...
