Let me preface this by saying that I am a Virgo, and its against our nature to speak of gross, poopy, bodily functions. I hate bathrooms, mine and public, and toilets make me vomit (which is pretty convenient, if you think about it). I also was partially raised by a very Southern-belle-esque woman who I refer to as “DDG” (Drunk-Dial Grandma). Southern-belle-esque DDGs do not speak of poop, either, even when they get ancient older. They may have cute poo-euphemisms, but for the most part,...
