I had this other blog that detailed my sudden urge to prioritize my life, but somehow it was eaten by gremlins, so I’ve decided to go beyond the call of duty and just list everything I love. In no particular order, I present, my top 100 excuses for not cleaning things I love. 1. The Internet 2. Honey 3. Avocados 4. My kids (I could list them separately, but that’s kind of cheating, right?) 5. Typing 6. Olives 7. Extra dirty vodka martinis 8. Smoking (shush) 9. Bananas 10. My pets 11....
