In case you haven’t heard, or maybe don’t care, because you’re happily existing in 60 degree weather, the DC area was just hit by about 6 million feet of snow. While most people would be glad to have an abundance of snow (skiers, dog sledders, hermits who never leave their houses anyway, cracked-out aliens who can hover above the mess, people with bongs) I am not any one of those people dammit. I love snow, don’t get me wrong. My fantasy of moving to Wisconsin, however, has...
