Not the movie, but wouldn’t that be nice? I have 9 weeks in which to write an essay of at least 40 pages that will enable me to gain a year’s worth of credits, potentially, leaving me with one semester to fulfill credits in natural science and literature. In other words, I have to finish this semester, turn in the essay by June and complete one more semester to graduate by December, 2009. GRADUATE!! What I do after that happens is completely up in the air, but, by damn, I’m going...