Licking. Licking. Licking. That’s what dog #2 did for four hours last night while I lay there, unable to sleep. I don’t know what she was doing, I don’t know what there could possibly be to lick for four hours since she doesn’t even have balls. I yelled at her. I tossed a blanket over her. I threw her out of the dog bed, thinking that maybe there was some delicious doggie tidbit she couldn’t get enough of. She just kept licking, then she’d swallow. Lick. Lick....
