I was supposed to chaperone a field trip for The Enigma’s class to see Charlotte’s Web in true “good mom” form. I asked The Husband to take off today, so that all the other spawn could be herded accordingly and I was looking forward to some quality time with The Enigma. I was sadly awakened at 4am by because his tummy hurt So, yes, I gave him papaya pills, the intestinal cure-all, and I went back to bed thinking, “this isn’t good.” Suffice it to say, we...




