It all began innocently enough. A friend and I were going to join another woman and see Capitalism on Friday night. Unfortunately, woman #3 bailed on us, so my friend (note to self: she needs a Blog Name, and stat!) and I decided to just go get dinner and not waste our night out. I got to the Irish pub/grill and was seated after an awkward five minutes standing in the lobby, checking my SlackBerry, waiting for my friend to arrive. I need to work on always being early, especially when the rest of...
Due to my inability to stop looking at the deeper meaning in everything, I have dedicated today to being shallow, insensitive, and all about appearances. 1. Lady at preschool – you really should chat me up, because I’m awesome. 2. I actually don’t give a damn about you, but FFS, LiLo, what have you done to yourself? You look older than me and now I can’t have a crush on you, because it brings down my own point value. 3. I’m going to the Equality March on Sunday to score...




