I know what you’re all thinking, that the video evidence of a very drinky night has finally surfaced, and Melia is going to be more than Internet Famous now. You’re over on YouTube typing obscure phrases like, “Melia Lore sucks a mustard bottle,” or “where did Melia put that burrito?” Pervs. Why did both of those involve food? Ahem. No, I’m here to talk about sex tape. That not-yet-invented (in my head, at least) product that will make your sex life more...
So, about two weeks ago, I blogged all about my vibrator comedy of errors. For a reason laden with agenda, I suddenly feel a need to explain the process involved in choosing a sex toy that was totally unimpressive to me. Yes, I bought a Rabbit. I bought a “Rabbit for Beginners,” actually, because I didn’t want to get too cocky (hehe) and I did momentarily have a vision of the woman who died recently while literally jackhammering herself with a dildo while her neighbors watched....
In a series of ironic adventures, I was asked to review this book for Dr. Jennifer Ashton, an Ob-Gyn in New Jersey. Ironic, because my last term in school revolved around my own writing of “postpartum” manuals for women, but in a “straight talk” sort of way that really makes my heart sing. If you’ve really been following my blog, you may have noticed that my current (and last) term is about female sexuality (and its evolution in literature and society, as defined in...
Musings, of course. And all of that other Monday stuff I do that you’ve come to love. Name this song: No more leaning on your shoulder I won’t be there, no more bother If you feel you just might want me That’s too bad, I’m not that easy! For the record, I AM that easy. Send me an e-mail and find out. Oh, wait, comment on the blog and find out… maybe send a carrier pigeon, although the poor bird may freeze mid-flight since I’m now living in the Arctic wonderland...
The rate of teen pregnancy in Illinois has increased by 2% (but, hey, its still under the national average) and Mississippi now can claim its throne as the state with the highest rate of teen pregnancies. Sexphobics, you are doing a great job! Teenagers who make “virginity pledges” to remain abstinent until marriage are just as likely as teens who do not make such pledges to have premarital sex and are less likely to use condoms and other birth control methods, according to a study published...
