I am about to say the most unthinkable statement that has ever come out of my head. Well, no, there have been plenty of these thoughts, but this is the one I choose to admit. Based on my blazing entry into fertility yesterday (just scroll down, k?), I have been walking around naked, wearing only [...]
Posts Tagged ‘sex’
Irony, Fuck You.
August 13th, 2010 
Melia A Virgo explains sex, in the throes of needing to get laid so badly that life is even more painful than the evil ovaries she is harboring within. Many, many years ago, there was a nagging and baffling pain in my side that would follow me for a few days each month and then fade [...]
Sex Tape
June 30th, 2010 Melia I know what you’re all thinking, that the video evidence of a very drinky night has finally surfaced, and Melia is going to be more than Internet Famous now. You’re over on YouTube typing obscure phrases like, “Melia Lore sucks a mustard bottle,” or “where did Melia put that burrito?” Pervs. Why did both of [...]
Posted in Daily Ramblings 
Tags: melia has lost her mind, Melia invents..., sex, today in melialand 
6 Comments »Train of Thought: Dildo Style.
April 6th, 2010 Melia No offense to those of you who like a little Looney Tunes in your poon (bless your hearts).
Posted in Daily Ramblings Tags: "dildo" is now a tag, dildo, hippity hoppity, safe sex, sex, stream of consciousness 2 Comments »The Body Scoop for Girls
February 2nd, 2010 Melia Dr. Ashton’s book puts sex, body issues, nutrition and safety in a warm, caring and accessible light. It has just enough authority to mean business, and just enough humor to calm the fears of teenage girls (and their parents).
