So, about two weeks ago, I blogged all about my vibrator comedy of errors. For a reason laden with agenda, I suddenly feel a need to explain the process involved in choosing a sex toy that was totally unimpressive to me. Yes, I bought a Rabbit. I bought a “Rabbit for Beginners,” actually, because I didn’t want to get too cocky (hehe) and I did momentarily have a vision of the woman who died recently while literally jackhammering herself with a dildo while her neighbors watched....
Wrap your packages, and swab the decks (or something like that!). I completely forgot about this week, and I have nothing planned. I suck. But, please, read last year’s fun, because I like to live in the past. Maybe I’ll pull something out of my ass before the 21st. Hopefully, it won’t be a condom. In honor of the 2010 Olympics… be safe, play hard, and clean up when you’re done. I wonder if those are Magnums, which, as we know, really aren’t any bigger than regular...
The rate of teen pregnancy in Illinois has increased by 2% (but, hey, its still under the national average) and Mississippi now can claim its throne as the state with the highest rate of teen pregnancies. Sexphobics, you are doing a great job! Teenagers who make “virginity pledges” to remain abstinent until marriage are just as likely as teens who do not make such pledges to have premarital sex and are less likely to use condoms and other birth control methods, according to a study published...
