Tomorrow, my friends, I’m taking this show on the road. I’m piling 3 of my 4 kiddos in the Tarty van and heading North East. I am, indeed, going to Boston, to Salem, to Connecticut and New Hampshire, after a brief stay in PA. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLt43ExKqso I will be updating my journey on Facebook, so you best FB friend me, bitches.
By Melia, the tired. My girls and I left for the wedding at 8am on Friday, traveling to a magical land we’ll call Weddingshire. Dr. Nightmare, my navigator, assured me that by driving down a highway instead of an interstate, we would arrive at our dreadful destination 30 minutes earlier than driving via interstate. We weren’t in a hurry, and I fondly remembered that on former trips to Weddingshire as a child, there were all sorts of cute fruit stands, souvenir shops, etc., so it seemed...
I am leaving again. Part of my farewell tour… farewell to 6 weeks of no school, farewell to the hermit I have become (until school starts again, but for now it makes sense). This weekend, I head up north to chill with a dear friend who will feed me and half my kids and let me steal her towels. That’s a good friend Speaking of driving long distance with your children who must potty every 20 minutes, I got a new GPS. I will never be lost again, no matter how hard I try. Unless it runs...
