Between now and the end of the year, I am systematically going through each room in my house, getting rid of crap. I’m simplifying. I’m taking back my space. I am… a Virgo on a mission. So, just answer me one question: why won’t the trash people take the old cans of paint that the former owners left under my stairs. While you’re at it, tell me which rooms of my house were once painted dark blue and barn red. List of Weird Shit I’ve Found So Far: Crown Moulding...
