Posts Tagged ‘once upon a time at the grocery store’

Finish Line Insights

Ahh, the grocery store. Land of food, free samples, bird poop-covered shopping baskets, tantrums, potty trips and… the “finish line,” where invariably, I come to some witty conclusion about the world, or just buy some gum. Whatever.

Apple Pie Recipe Massacre!

Plus, a little soft pretzel action on the side… (and then?) pancakes… (and then?) guacamole. Manic cooking sprees rock. There is nothing more fulfilling than a good cooking blog. Nothing. Sadly, this is not a GOOD cooking blog. This is… cooking with Melia. It all started with a bag of apples that were on sale. [...]

More Insensitivity

As I was leaving preschool today (for the record, I had decided to chat up the other mom, but we were miles away from each other in a sea of crayons and backpacks, so I’ll have to try again some other day), a mom tried to run me over in the parking lot. I’m sure [...]