Posts Tagged ‘not a mommy blogger’

It Must Be Monday

…because upon waking and surveying the Melia kingdom of websites, I saw that I was called a bleeding-heart female… …for not allowing members of a site to call for the deaths of Muslims… …because it infringed on these members’ right to Freedom of Speech. I love politics. I love debating. I love being a part, [...]

You’re a Dream to Me…

I’m listening to The Cranberries, so the title has nothing to do with the blog… yet. For the record, I’m much better now. The baboon ass has quelled to little more than the ironic need for sex + none available, and I can handle that much better than being a walking reproductive billboard (well, sorta, [...]

Foreheads are Awesome

I am a member of an elite group of individuals who favor brains over beauty and intelligence over… well, something I can’t think of right now (because its 9am on a Sunday, or I just have the dumb today). I digress. I confess: I have a big forehead. There’s nothing I can do about it; [...]

Knoxville, ho!

I called you a ho. Heh. Continuing the “Leaving Vagina, entering Asshole, crossing the Tennessee Taint” tour… Its hard to imagine a state longer than Virginia, unless its Tennessee. There’s this little tail thing on Southwest Virginia that may appear to only be a few hundred miles, but, I assure you, that tail is at [...]

Autism Angst

For those of you not following my blog religiously (you should, I’m a minister, yo), Enigma, my 9-year old son, has Asperger’s Syndrome, a form of autism that expresses itself with awkward social behaviors, OCD, sensory issues and other things that make them (to quote every OT we’ve ever seen) “quirky.” Enigma has been going [...]