Posts Tagged ‘melia is wicked cool’

Ahem. I am a Professional.

Don’t try this at home. It never really occurred to me that by putting this blog on my portfolio, people would actually look at it, but as I sat at the conference table with my new BFF (I go through BFFs like crazy) and saw this up on the screen of his laptop, I did [...]

Melia’s Eight Days of Festivus

Bear in mind, I’ve given up Christmas for Lent. So, in the spirit of true “end-of-the-year” madness, I present the reality of how I plan to spend the rest of 2009.

Waxing Nostalgic

…there is no way, ever, that a hot, crab-infested stick of wax is getting anywhere near my vagina.

Tonight’s the Night We’ll Make History!

Honey, youuuuu and I! I just want you all to know that I wrote out a ton of words that made no sense, all based around the fact that I’ve survived two weeks with four children, mostly on my own, and I have lived to tell about it. But, those words made no sense, except [...]