Don’t try this at home. It never really occurred to me that by putting this blog on my portfolio, people would actually look at it, but as I sat at the conference table with my new BFF (I go through BFFs like crazy) and saw this up on the screen of his laptop, I did a strange double take. Knowing now that he could potentially read this, I just wanted to say that I really did enjoy the interview, and the company seems awesome and I’ll leave it at that. Well, except that I’m kind...
Bear in mind, I’ve given up Christmas for Lent. So, in the spirit of true “end-of-the-year” madness, I present the reality of how I plan to spend the rest of 2009. Oh, wait, there are less than 12 days left of 2009. Crap. This is what I get for procrastinating… again. How many days are left? Eight! Eight days, like Hanukkah, only with as much religion as I put into Christmas! Melia’s Eight Days of Festivus has begun! On the first day of Festivus, Enigma said to me, “I...
As an Online Chick Guru, I often see this question posed (and maybe I’ve asked once or twice) about pubic hair removal: Have you/would you get a bikini wax? Or, the more thought-provoking, “Do you shave, trim, wax or go natural?” Sometimes, people question the natural ability of pubic hair to stop growing at a certain length and sometimes, they giggle about pube dyes. I am here to tell you this… I will not get my pubes waxed. First of all, the entire idea of a smooth pubic...
Honey, youuuuu and I! I just want you all to know that I wrote out a ton of words that made no sense, all based around the fact that I’ve survived two weeks with four children, mostly on my own, and I have lived to tell about it. But, those words made no sense, except for the part where I called myself “wicked cool,” because, let’s face it, I am wicked cool with a side of hummus. “So, Melia, what’s next?” you may be asking… Well, there’s the...
