In the six weeks of not smoking, I cannot help but notice how much it feels like I’ve broken up with someone. Like that pesky person from the past who you can’t get out of your head with thoughts like, “What if you didn’t turn my stomach and try to kill me? Would we have worked out? Will we ever be together again?”
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Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby!
January 27th, 2010 
Melia I tried to be discreet and keep the cover, well, covered (which, in hindsight, is ridiculous since I have other books laying around with “vagina” and “slut” plastered all over their covers), next to my 11 year old son who is reading about erections and body hair. Surreal moment in parenting #2855
New Hair, New Outlook, New Beginnings!
January 18th, 2010 Melia After watching Big Love last week, and noticing my hair was becoming very similar to that of a Utah-bound polygamist wife, my fate was sealed. If I’m going to be an a polyamorous relationship, I’m not going to french braid my hair. I have my standards.
Synchronicity, Now!
January 12th, 2010 Melia These are the Days Mornings of Our Lives *the music swells*
I read my horrorscope from inharmony. I did a “what if I” reading (10 of cups). I did a “what if I don’t” reading (The Universe). I noted the “out of the blue” reference to a past-life regression that is directly involved with this blog/sitch. [...]
Why I Should Sleep Until Noon
December 17th, 2009 Melia My most brilliantly horrible ideas come to me in the wee hours of the morning. I’mma start a meetup group, or record “Inhale” on the Oxygen network so I can do yoga again, or “I should really blog about addictions to destructive people because that’s what’s happening on DOOL,” or finally, “I should blog (do [...]
