Posts Tagged ‘melia has lost her mind’

I Have Nothing to Say Today

So, I will just look at you like this… You’ve all been warned.

I Don’t Know What My Grandmother Said…

…but it could have been shit. I love her, don’t get me wrong, but I cringe when she calls. A. L. O. T. So, today, I bit the bullet and answered the phone. I may have hesitated, I may have thought of 200 reasons not to push that little button, but out of family obligation, [...]

You’re a Dream to Me…

I’m listening to The Cranberries, so the title has nothing to do with the blog… yet. For the record, I’m much better now. The baboon ass has quelled to little more than the ironic need for sex + none available, and I can handle that much better than being a walking reproductive billboard (well, sorta, [...]

Flaming Baboon Ass

I am about to say the most unthinkable statement that has ever come out of my head. Well, no, there have been plenty of these thoughts, but this is the one I choose to admit. Based on my blazing entry into fertility yesterday (just scroll down, k?), I have been walking around naked, wearing only [...]

Its the Guitar!

I don’t know these people, but I love this song and that girl is adorable.