Ahh, the grocery store. Land of food, free samples, bird poop-covered shopping baskets, tantrums, potty trips and… the “finish line,” where invariably, I come to some witty conclusion about the world, or just buy some gum. Whatever. Today’s insight is brought to you by the media-starved person I’ve become as I thumb my nose at celebrity gossip. Without further ado… I present, today’s insight: Paula Deen (as pictured on some weird cooking magazine) Looks...