Viagra, however, will now be dispensed next to the toothpicks as you pay the cashier at Denny’s. Awwww yeah.
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Waxing Nostalgic
November 6th, 2009 
Melia …there is no way, ever, that a hot, crab-infested stick of wax is getting anywhere near my vagina.
The Lice Report
July 19th, 2009 Melia Yes, we’re still here. When last I wrote, there was a significant decline in the amount of “buggies” found. Its a good sign, but I’m not giving up my vigilant anti-bug stance. No ma’ameee Darla (that was “no sireee Bob” in feminist lingo… just go with it). Thursday night: Get the Hell out of Dodge! [...]
Lice, er Life Lessons
July 16th, 2009 Melia If I had not given The Enigma a mohawk two weeks ago, Dozer Doodle would not have been asking for a haircut. Granted, she wanted a haircut like Enigma’s, but I’m not willing to do that to my three-year old daughter… yet. That’s a big “yet” because… On Monday, I trimmed Dozer’s hair (shorter than [...]
