What’s come over me? Mars in Virgo? The inspiration of the woman who basically told me it was okay if I didn’t sleep, ever again? Dreams of roller skating? Last week’s successful sleep deprivation? I don’t know, but, here we go again! 24 hours of work. Let’s do this. UPDATE! Its 1:11 and this blogger is freaking tired. What the hell was I thinking?
1. Don’t lie. Its stupid and I’m the most understanding person on the fucking planet, even if you’re an asshole. 2. Don’t ignore me. I’m a well-known attention whore, even if I pretend like constant fawning over my greatness bothers me. 2.5. The same attention is still warranted after days, weeks, months or years of being in my presence. Venus in Leo. Rawr! 3. If you live next door, and are having a party, you need to invite me. My feelings get hurt easily. Sniff. 4....
Licking. Licking. Licking. That’s what dog #2 did for four hours last night while I lay there, unable to sleep. I don’t know what she was doing, I don’t know what there could possibly be to lick for four hours since she doesn’t even have balls. I yelled at her. I tossed a blanket over her. I threw her out of the dog bed, thinking that maybe there was some delicious doggie tidbit she couldn’t get enough of. She just kept licking, then she’d swallow. Lick. Lick....
