1. I honestly don’t even know if that title makes sense, but it seems pretty rad. 2. I crunch ice all day. I’m sorry, oh great dentist of mine, but its true. Eventually, you’ll be seeing me for a cracked tooth. 3. I use a straw when I crunch ice. I am all out of my favorite neon-colored bendy straws, so today, I have to use a plain white straw with a red stripe. No bend. No flexibility. No fun. Poo. 4. The imposter straw is freaking me out. I am truly a creature of habit. 5. I obsess...
