I’m listening to The Cranberries, so the title has nothing to do with the blog… yet. For the record, I’m much better now. The baboon ass has quelled to little more than the ironic need for sex + none available, and I can handle that much better than being a walking reproductive billboard (well, sorta, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘I love my friends’
The Return of Melia…
July 27th, 2010
Melia 10 days. Six people. Nine states. One mini-van. We are home and recuperating. There is a mountain of laundry to do, groceries to buy, work to jump into and a series of epic errand running. Sigh. So, I took a few notes during the trip that are still worth mentioning, now that I’m not blogging [...]
Major Dork Update!
July 4th, 2010
Melia Really, I was beginning to question the freakish things that aren’t happening in Bizarro World lately. Its been kind of a dry spell, a long, hot, sucktacular dry spell of complete and utter blah. Blah. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. An oncoming train, a glorious, sunny day, one of those [...]
Freedom Friday!
June 18th, 2010
Melia The semi-regular installment of YouTubes from my… uh… Freedom. Ready? The Onion — Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming. Totally going to steal the idea for pretending we’re burning alive or being swept away in some weird weather disaster. Summer fun! Don’t Fuck with Trannys Its really hard to be beautiful. Now I [...]
Tits, Freedom, a Drag Queen and Dolphins
May 31st, 2010
Melia Its Monday…well, Monday night and I’m drinking a well-deserved martini. Three of four kiddos are in bed, one is happily traveling back from his own Memorial Day vacation with his friend and I have, once again, survived a road trip with the kids. I can’t take all of the credit this time (for once!) because [...]




Posted in
Tags:



