Posts Tagged ‘I love my friends’

You’re a Dream to Me…

I’m listening to The Cranberries, so the title has nothing to do with the blog… yet. For the record, I’m much better now. The baboon ass has quelled to little more than the ironic need for sex + none available, and I can handle that much better than being a walking reproductive billboard (well, sorta, [...]

The Return of Melia…

10 days. Six people. Nine states. One mini-van. We are home and recuperating. There is a mountain of laundry to do, groceries to buy, work to jump into and a series of epic errand running. Sigh. So, I took a few notes during the trip that are still worth mentioning, now that I’m not blogging [...]

Major Dork Update!

Really, I was beginning to question the freakish things that aren’t happening in Bizarro World lately. Its been kind of a dry spell, a long, hot, sucktacular dry spell of complete and utter blah. Blah. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. An oncoming train, a glorious, sunny day, one of those [...]

Freedom Friday!

The semi-regular installment of YouTubes from my… uh… Freedom. Ready? The Onion — Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming. Totally going to steal the idea for pretending we’re burning alive or being swept away in some weird weather disaster. Summer fun! Don’t Fuck with Trannys Its really hard to be beautiful. Now I [...]

Tits, Freedom, a Drag Queen and Dolphins

Its Monday…well, Monday night and I’m drinking a well-deserved martini. Three of four kiddos are in bed, one is happily traveling back from his own Memorial Day vacation with his friend and I have, once again, survived a road trip with the kids. I can’t take all of the credit this time (for once!) because [...]