I am about to say the most unthinkable statement that has ever come out of my head. Well, no, there have been plenty of these thoughts, but this is the one I choose to admit. Based on my blazing entry into fertility yesterday (just scroll down, k?), I have been walking around naked, wearing only a cock ring. Name that movie and the first celebrity I wanted to… oh fuck, I can’t take this. Oh, that wasn’t the unthinkable statement. I’m drawing out the anticipation, yo. My mind...
The other day, my good friend and partner in crime (well, we’ve not gotten to that phase of our relationship yet, but I sense tremendous potential), bellacotter, and I were talking about grilled cheese. The End. No, wait, come back! Really, I promise there’s more! Its a kind of top ten list of ways to make Grilled Cheese!!! Dedicated to my lovely bellacotter! 10. Wrap cheese with lightly buttered bread, wrap in aluminum foil and use iron to toast the bugger. Do not use the steam setting,...
