1. Crunching ice after eating soup really hurts. 2. I am not happy unless I have 3558 plates spinning in the air. 3. I really like Kelly Clarkson, but I really don’t like her songs. Maybe its just the radio releases I can’t stand, after they get stuck in my head for days. 4. Somedays, being a mom is amazing, especially when they finally start to “get” your sense of humor. 5. My technicolor suitcase is missing, yet I’m not bothered by its absence. 6. Joan of Arc was the... 

Not the movie, but wouldn’t that be nice? I have 9 weeks in which to write an essay of at least 40 pages that will enable me to gain a year’s worth of credits, potentially, leaving me with one semester to fulfill credits in natural science and literature. In other words, I have to finish this semester, turn in the essay by June and complete one more semester to graduate by December, 2009. GRADUATE!! What I do after that happens is completely up in the air, but, by damn, I’m going... 

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