Back in my original college years, my friend got involved with the very stereotype that makes women look bad. She was, for lack of a better term, a heinous bitch. I’m not one for that label very often, but honestly, if *I* am calling you something like that, then you best get your ass into therapy and find out what the fuck is wrong with you. Ahem. She was the president of our choir. I did her job after she got pregnant with my friend’s baby. Well, I think that’s how it went, I’m...
