This little ditty goes out to @CodeNameMama from Twitter. She’s awesome, simply because she responded to my Tweet about wanting to do reviews for all of the “as seen on TV” products, after seeing the ad for The Sure Clip or The Neckline Slimmer (WTF?) and thinking of all of the nails I clip here not to mention all of the necks that could really use slimming, in MeliaLand, and how I should just specialize in writing reviews for obscure fascinating, hilarious, horrible products in...