I resolve to take naps more often. I have a crush on someone. I am not a patient person, and waiting for answers makes me grumpy. I now understand the difference between contemporary and modern design styles. Until tomorrow, when I forget again. I’m think I may hit up some belly dance classes again in March. I need something to get me out of this house.
Wrap your packages, and swab the decks (or something like that!). I completely forgot about this week, and I have nothing planned. I suck. But, please, read last year’s fun, because I like to live in the past. Maybe I’ll pull something out of my ass before the 21st. Hopefully, it won’t be a condom. In honor of the 2010 Olympics… be safe, play hard, and clean up when you’re done. I wonder if those are Magnums, which, as we know, really aren’t any bigger than regular...
Vinegar Martinis and the Condom Eater! Vinegar Martinis Says: February 23rd, 2009 at 8:28 pm edit Eons ago I worked for the company that manufactured Gold Circle Coin condoms (anyone who’s seen Pretty Woman saw our one and only product placement ad when Julia Roberts holds one up while negotiating with Richard Gere). The packaging looked very similar to a gold coin – especially like a gold coin chocolate candy. Keep this in mind it comes back into play. So the other side of this company...
I was supposed to chaperone a field trip for The Enigma’s class to see Charlotte’s Web in true “good mom” form. I asked The Husband to take off today, so that all the other spawn could be herded accordingly and I was looking forward to some quality time with The Enigma. I was sadly awakened at 4am by because his tummy hurt So, yes, I gave him papaya pills, the intestinal cure-all, and I went back to bed thinking, “this isn’t good.” Suffice it to say, we...
