So, we are currently halfway to our destination in Effingham (awesome name), Il. After spending four nights with Grandma, during which she was relatively well behaved until the last day, we managed to get six people up and out to the car in 40 minutes. It was time to go. I’m not sure if it [...]
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BINGO!
July 22nd, 2010
Melia Yes, yes, I am going to BINGO with my grandmother tonight. For some strange reason, she thinks I like going, but what I used to like was going and eating fries in the smoky rooms full of women and men with their daubers (yes, I know the term) or if they were really old school, [...]
To Grandmother’s House We Go!
July 20th, 2010
Melia We left my Sapphire and babies (cry!) and made it to Grandma’s house. So far, I’ve only overheard that the Twitches are too behind in speech and she purposely did not tell my cousin and his wife (because Grandma doesn’t like her) that I was coming into town, and THEN had me call him like [...]
Little Rock, Big Sigh
July 18th, 2010
Melia I lived in and around Little Rock for about 10 years. Its the birthplace of Emo Boy (and Enigma, kinda), where I lost my virginity and my mind after my mom and stepdad died. Little Rock is, to say the least, bittersweet.. Normally, I just drive through on my way to see my BFF and/or [...]
Knoxville, ho!
July 16th, 2010
Melia I called you a ho. Heh. Continuing the “Leaving Vagina, entering Asshole, crossing the Tennessee Taint” tour… Its hard to imagine a state longer than Virginia, unless its Tennessee. There’s this little tail thing on Southwest Virginia that may appear to only be a few hundred miles, but, I assure you, that tail is at [...]




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