Monthly Archives: July 2012

The Pilgrimage

The Pilgrimage

Almost annually, I drag myself and my children halfway across the country to visit my Grandmother, which usually also includes a visit with my old friends from high school and/or college.

Tomorrow, 4am, the Pilgrimage is on.

It’s Grandma’s 90th birthday, and somehow, through e-mail and phone calls, my cousin, sister and I have hopefully managed to pull together a birthday party. There will be family that I’ve not seen in decades there, as well as family I’ve not met, and friends and I get Emo Boy back (I really need to change his blog name) and, well, life is good in the hours before I depart.

I love this trip. It exhausts me, but it’s my tradition with my kids. This, and my New Year’s Eve junk food festival, of course. It’s insane, its hard, it usually leaves me hating the South again, but, it’s ours. Together. Just me and my babies.

The way its supposed to be.

 

 

Today’s Glimpse, Brought to You by WAHM, Inc.

Today’s Glimpse, Brought to You by WAHM, Inc.

I have a meeting today with a client. I also have 4 kids home with me for the summer (although, one is MIA at ComicCon right now). Normally, I don’t do meetings in the summer, because finding childcare is always a last-minute thought pain and, well, I can only be so detail-oriented before my brain explodes. Plus, the child eaten by superheroes is my main babysitter, and, well, he’s off having a life without me. Meh.

Normal meeting prep consists of making notes or getting a presentation/report together. This, however, is the first meeting I’ve ever brought all my kids to, and they don’t really seem to understand the concept of personal space unless I’m holed up in my bedroom typing frantically. Even then, they’re up my ass. Attachment parenting fail :)

Today’s meeting prep began last night when I told The Twitches that we’re meeting with a local interior designer I work with.

“What’s that?” they asked.

“She makes rooms and houses pretty,” I said, “she could take your bedroom and make it beautiful!”

“With Ninjago?!?” asked Dozer.

“And flowers?” asked Sunshine.

“Um, well, yes, she could do that…” I said, watching them cultivate a plan to turn their room into some girly-yet-deadly fortress of utter 6-year-old delight.

They smiled, content, and somehow thought that my meeting was going to be all about decorating their room. I persisted with the “you need to be on your best behavior” speech and how important it was that we act like a team so Mommy can work, ignoring their dreams of bedroom re-design.

“Are there screens there?” they asked.

“No, but we’ll bring stuff for you to do,” I replied.

“Snacks?”

“No, we’ll bring some”

“How long will the meeting take?”

“About an hour, I think”

“Does she have kids?”

“Yes, two, but they won’t be there.”

“Why not?”

“Because she has it more together than I could ever have” “Because they’re in school or have a nanny”

“Oh,” they replied, sad.

“So, we’re going to all work together on this, right?” I pleaded asked.

LALALALALALALALALALA (no answer)

Sigh.

****Later, this morning****

Enigma: “So, we’re going to a meeting with you today?”

“Yes, with a client, and I need you to be on your best wha-wha-wha-wha-wah-wah” I repeated, mostly to myself.

“Ok, are you going to introduce us?” Enigma asks, pacing.

“Yes, she wants to meet you,” I said.

“Good,” he replies, balling up his fists and smiling his evil smile, “I’m going to introduce myself as The Evil Emperor.”

Double. Sigh.

 

So, This is Monday

So, This is Monday

My Mondays technically start on Sunday night, but that’s irrelevant, right?

I’m in the process of choosing stock photography for a website, thinking about how kinda lucky I am right now to be where I am, which is pretty weird, especially for a Monday morning. Usually, I’m panicking about my workload at this time.

But, after the contractor left this morning to estimate repairs to my house from the freak storm that threw my whole world into a loop over a week ago, after the week from hell prior to that, and after a weekend of work and lots of sleep, and after a very long run-on sentence, I’m smiling at my inability to find a map of the US and a map of Canada that coordinate for a client’s website.

Heh.

You see, if I had not gone through all of the rigmarole (how do you spell that?) last summer with trying to network for a different client via dating sites, and gotten sucked into dating sites, I never would have met the ex-business partner who totally fucked me over. Had I not met the ex-business partner, I never would have gone to a local networking event in fall and met an amazing lady and photographer, who  not only introduced me to her friends (who are now clients) but also put the idea in my head to take a chance on actual dating, and thus, Superman manifested.

Life is weird, but a good weird.

And, so, here I am. All warm and fuzzy, feeling pretty lucky to have some really great people in my life.

 

 

I’m Making Lemonade, Dammit!

I’m Making Lemonade, Dammit!

So, if the beginning of last week wasn’t bad enough, things kind of just got worse and worse.

Beagle #2 has been limping for a while, and I finally took her to the vet. There’s no injury, no reason for her to not put weight on her leg. She’s lost a lot of weight, and things just don’t look great. The vet said we’d try some antibiotics and a painkiller for a few days and see what happens. She’s old, has a heart murmur and there aren’t a lot of options. The meds seem to be working, but, it’s not looking good for the crackdog I’ve really grown to love, even as she pees on my floor.

But, then! Friday night, Superman was about to head home so we could bust through a bunch of work over the weekend when Enigma said we needed to put Beagle #2 in her crate since it was beginning to storm (storm = pee and LSD-like beagle behavior). No sooner did I put her in the crate and Superman drove away did I realize the wind was REALLY loud. Sunshine came out of her room, scared, and then…

The power went out.

Being the prepared person I am, I had one flashlight with dying batteries, two citronella candles for camping, and 3 scared kids, in the dark, with no a/c. It was a long night (visions of in-home invasions dancing in my head) that was only saved by the light of the laptop screens and the fortunate delivery of an extended battery for my cell phone earlier that day.

After the wind and rain died down, there was this “drip, drip, drip” sound in the living room. The kids and I all, at the same time, realized it and saw that indeed, there is leaking water in my living room. Grab a pot, hope for the best, pass out, wake up with each noise, cringe at the loss of food in my freezer, remember I have homeowner’s insurance, nod off, wake up worried about a Stepford riot, nod off, sweat, do it all again. Sigh.

Saturday morning… over 400,000 people in my area are without power. “Meh,” I thought, I’m outside of DC, surrounded by shopping centers and dense residential. We’ll have power. Heh.

As of Sunday night at 11pm, there was still no power at the house. The kids and I have been staying at Superman’s house (which also holds a good portion of the stuff from my freezer), 10 minutes away, with power and Internet. There was an ice and gas shortage in the area yesterday, people sitting at the grocery store charging their cell phones, and it was a weird glimpse into the “modern” take on power. Scary, inconvenient, but, it could be a lot worse.

However, I have to say, I’m torn between missing my own house, even if it’s falling apart, and kind of enjoying the time with Superman and his kids. I’ve cleaned, worked a bit, and it hasn’t been horrible. I’m stressed to the max, mind you, because my house has a good amount of damage I get to deal with, but, it was kind of sweet that Superman went out and got me a new shower curtain for his bathroom.

What is the lesson here?

Once again, I can do this on my own. Battle a sweaty night without power, managed displaced kids, be a grown-up and handle the insurance claim, and still maintain some presence for my clients (who have been just awesome through this).

Or, maybe there’s a different lesson. Maybe there’s just not a lesson at all, and I’m just dealing with life.

Life doesn’t seem to be as bad as I feared, despite the curve balls.

I’m heading to check out my house again. I wonder what awaits…