We left my Sapphire and babies (cry!) and made it to Grandma’s house.

So far, I’ve only overheard that the Twitches are too behind in speech and she purposely did not tell my cousin and his wife (because Grandma doesn’t like her) that I was coming into town, and THEN had me call him like it was something funny. I’m slightly mortified, but whatever. I’m sure its something that I can easily explain… they were pretty understanding last year when I handed over a can of lice spray and begged forgiveness for bugging up their couch with my infested son. Gaah.

Yep, that’s it… so far. I’ve been here for six hours.

What is it about passive aggressive people that must somehow interrupt my zen with their nonsense? I need to work on some sort of happy face force field.

Three full days. I can do anything for three days.