Since the time that Freedom came to stay with me, he’s been dazzling me with his constant stream of fun, weird, hilarious, perverted and otherwise odd online video finds. Because I’m a supreme opportunist without a conscience, I figured that I’d just go ahead and steal his thunder AND share with my readers the brilliance that I face each and every night.

I hope you’re ready for this week’s edition of Freedom.

This was actually one of the first videos he showed me upon his arrival, kind of like he’d been saving it up for a while to just dazzle me into video submission. No, wait, that sounds wrong. I’ve only been on a video once, scout’s honor.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZItsbLzc73s&

A fine submission on the art of flirting. Patches, if you’re still out there, I need a golf lesson.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENchZIW5igQ&

Vagina. My favorite!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQtKnDGhxmk&

And, finally… this is really, really bad. But really, really funny. I only wish they made them in bigger sizes for bigger… well, you know.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nJtd0Ua8sQ&

Please, comment generously and pay tribute to the amazing skill and dedication it has taken to bring you this (maybe) weekly dose of humor… and send me vodka.