It began with a Dildorama.
Which led directly to an intellectual discourse on the process of the original Dildorama.
That, of course, brought MJ into the mix, squealing.
Now, I am proud to say, that a couple of ladies are about to get the package of a lifetime, carefully wrapped in, well, a package.
Tick, tock. Tick, tock.







3:28 pm on April 14th, 2010
Your recent obsession with vibes scares me. I just wanted to let you know. Oh & I’ve got a golden ticket! Owww owww!
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Melia Reply:
April 14th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
I don’t know what that means aside from you’ll be doing something with chocolate soon, Veruca. But, also, I don’t understand how you do not see the sheer brilliance of this whole caper.
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4:54 pm on April 14th, 2010
This may be my opus. SO excited.
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Melia Reply:
April 14th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
This is why I’m glad its online, because I would the the person behind the couch who jumps out and yells, “surprise” 30 seconds too early.
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5:09 pm on April 14th, 2010
MEE TOOO!!!! (squealing) Side note: one time my sister mixed up some homemade perfume for my mom, brought it to her in bed along with a note that proudly exclaimed…”SURPISS!” Oh yes. Indeed.
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Melia Reply:
April 14th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
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5:23 pm on April 14th, 2010
ROFL. I LOVE YOU!
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Melia Reply:
April 14th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
What’s not to love?
You could be next, you know.
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5:29 pm on April 14th, 2010
that. is awesome.
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Melia Reply:
April 14th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Yeah, baby!
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10:33 am on April 15th, 2010
What a great post. The more I read on this site the more I like it. Simple, straightforward advice and it works.
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Melia Reply:
April 15th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
You’re only being approved because I have a soft spot for single moms. So there.
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2:38 am on April 27th, 2010
Recycling like a good hippie, I see.
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