It began with a Dildorama.

Which led directly to an intellectual discourse on the process of the original Dildorama.

That, of course, brought MJ into the mix, squealing.

Now, I am proud to say, that a couple of ladies are about to get the package of a lifetime, carefully wrapped in, well, a package.

Tick, tock. Tick, tock.

15 Responses to “The Great Lesbian Rabbit Caper is ON!”

  1. Lola Starr
    3:28 pm on April 14th, 2010

    Your recent obsession with vibes scares me. I just wanted to let you know. Oh & I’ve got a golden ticket! Owww owww!

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    Melia Reply:

    I don’t know what that means aside from you’ll be doing something with chocolate soon, Veruca. But, also, I don’t understand how you do not see the sheer brilliance of this whole caper.

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  2. MJ
    4:54 pm on April 14th, 2010

    This may be my opus. SO excited.

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    Melia Reply:

    This is why I’m glad its online, because I would the the person behind the couch who jumps out and yells, “surprise” 30 seconds too early.

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  3. MJ
    5:09 pm on April 14th, 2010

    MEE TOOO!!!! (squealing) Side note: one time my sister mixed up some homemade perfume for my mom, brought it to her in bed along with a note that proudly exclaimed…”SURPISS!” Oh yes. Indeed.

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    Melia Reply:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

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  4. Squish
    5:23 pm on April 14th, 2010

    ROFL. I LOVE YOU!

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    Melia Reply:

    What’s not to love? :) You could be next, you know.

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  5. Freckles
    5:29 pm on April 14th, 2010

    that. is awesome.

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    Melia Reply:

    Yeah, baby!

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  6. Single parent
    10:33 am on April 15th, 2010

    What a great post. The more I read on this site the more I like it. Simple, straightforward advice and it works.

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    Melia Reply:

    You’re only being approved because I have a soft spot for single moms. So there.

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  9. Kozmique
    2:38 am on April 27th, 2010

    Recycling like a good hippie, I see.

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