No, really, its not. Saturn, astrologically, is the bringer of life-altering changes and I’m in the throes of the beginning of the last pass it will make through Virgo for a few decades.

THANK CLAUDE.

I cannot begin to communicate all of the weird twists and turns in my life since Saturn first began kicking my ass in 2007, but I know the person I am now is not the person I was, in many, many ways. I’ve known this last pass was coming for a while and I’ve been dreading it. Its about tying up loose ends and really cementing the lessons I’ve learned. I can dig it, and one of the biggest lessons is doing what is right for me, not for anyone else. That includes people in my life, and perhaps people who like to interrupt my thoughts with their messages for others. I’ve done nothing but go along with what was “right,” though, and not really considered what was right for me. I figured that what was “right” was the right way to go. Pop in some sociology and basis of what “right” is, and then I get all confused again.

Confused yet?

Me, too. Fuck. Life shouldn’t be this hard.

Let’s just make this a little more messed up and decipher this – the MJ song (no shit, it totally played, yo)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYlAwvz8uwc&feature=fvst

Then:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLt5n0auPwM

I give up. I’m going to be a monk.

This extremely vague blog was brought to you by Saturn, the planet that will fuck your shit up.

8 Responses to “Saturn is in My Anus”

  1. LadyHawk
    8:15 am on April 13th, 2010

    Well let’s see Saturn has taken away my printer, my shredder and today my freaking tv. I feel for you.

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  3. Ruth Anne
    10:13 am on April 14th, 2010

    All I can say is I am giving you a big hug and hoping things settle for you if you want them to *hug*

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    Melia Reply:

    Those things have to settle, I have too much shit to do. And thanks *hug*

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  4. Kozmique
    11:39 am on April 14th, 2010

    Sometimes when Saturn is being a real pain, I go up to the observatory to get a really good look at the damn thing in person and… it’s so unbelievably beautiful and amazing that it can bring tears to your eyes, and you just have to throw up your hands and laugh at Life, the Universe, and Everything.

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    Melia Reply:

    That’s all I can do. Laugh and try to keep the mess to a minimum.

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  5. Scarlet
    5:38 pm on April 14th, 2010

    i can’t wait to see where it all ends up though! what an unbelievable and possibly book worthy journey :)

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    Melia Reply:

    Possibly? Hell, if I’ve made it this far, you bet your ass there is a book!

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