If you don’t remember the game, or never played it, or just wanted to forget a dare gone very awry, then go away.

ML Fans: Melia, please stop telling us to go away when we don’t fit your little whims!

Me: No. This way I can keep you at a distance and thus prove  my superiority over you. Haha!

ML Fans: We hate ourselves for loving you.

Me: Awwwwwwyeah.

Truth or dare. I’ve seen it a million times as a kid, teen and then on the boards I frequent, manage, abhor, etc. I’ve noticed that people (well, women) love to be asked deep, dark questions about themselves… but they really don’t like being dared. For instance, if I asked you the most unusual sexual position you’ve tried, you would tell me right?

Yes, you would. Shut up.

But, if I dared you to recreate that position, fully clothed, but with chocolate/caramel/marshmallow syrup,  and prove it by sending me a photo… you wouldn’t do it.

Would you?

I’m waiting.