Its entirely possible that I am Quantum Leaping. You must remember that show, where Sam (Sam, right?) would leap into different people’s bodies to fix their lives. If you don’t, again, please stop reading because much like my love of Swatch Watches, I am dating myself.
No, not dating myself… but, yes, dating myself. (Note to self: buy more flowers, you really do love them)
This week’s universe is one I like to call “Debauchery,” or, “Yep, I can totally live off of vodka, olives and a push up bra!” You know what? I totally can. I’m not sure exactly how much longer I can really live this way, and part of me wants my liver to repent and self-flagellate … but the other part thinks I may have a fabulous future as Karen from Will and Grace only wittier since I’m now literally breathing vodka and using olives as pasties. The sober “me” knows that I’m no Karen, but she’s also cowering in the corner, really hoping for one night that doesn’t require a tab… well, sort of… she’s pretty conflicted, really.
Oy, my liver.
7:59 pm on March 17th, 2010
God, my mother loved that show. And I’m so jealous of your drunken Karen-like debauchery. Wish I could’ve come up to hang with you and SRG. I notice you never get dolled up and go out boozing with me when I come to visit. We sit around in our pajamas and kvetch. What’s up with that? We suck haha
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Melia Reply:
March 17th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
I know! I did get you out to a pretty lame bar, though, kinda…
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1:45 pm on March 20th, 2010
I had a few drunken Karen events and I think I will stay sober RA. My liver sent me a thank you note….lol.
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2:37 pm on March 20th, 2010
Apparently there are very good detox possibilities. So live it up!
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7:48 pm on March 20th, 2010
Megan – we should get dolled up and debauch w/out her – we usually just hang when i’m in town too…
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Melia Reply:
March 21st, 2010 at 7:55 am
Just let me know when
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5:43 pm on March 24th, 2010
Ya know, if I was an insecure type, I’d almost feel neglected at being left out of the debauchery. We seem to get all dolled up and end up at home with some variation of a really bad movie.
There’s just something about the couch and coffee and olives and beer.
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Melia Reply:
March 25th, 2010 at 7:17 am
We didn’t even have olives last time. But yes, one day, we will absolutely debauch, together, at the same time… and while I do enjoy my couch, I think its time to move on.
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