I don’t know, it was something about the subtle endorsement of Lady Gaga by the almighty Elton John (I cried, because I AM that dorktastic) that has sucked me into the Grammy’s.

So, here’s my “live-as-it-happens-even-if-you-only-read-about-it-tomorrow” commentary.

• Steven Colberrrrrr. He’s just part of the group sex I’ll one day have with Jon Stewart and Q. Or not. But he’s awesome.
• J-Lo. Wow, uh, didn’t see that one coming. And announcing Green Day? Weird.
• Best Green Day tweet: this is like watching Glee do Green Day. Yeah, totally. Boo.
• Country. Meh. Ok, I’m secretly rooting for Taylor. Shh.
• Beyonce. I totally respect her, particularly when she grabs her crotch. No, even more so when she covers Alanis. Fuck yeah.
• P!nk. Fucking shit. Best song ever. Awesome, awesome, awesome. and the spinning, and singing, and upside-down-ness.
• Um, things are blurry right now. P!nk overload.
• BEP – I think I was spoiled by my ATS teacher’s performance. Although, that, too, would have rocked with robots, come to think of it.
• Antebellum. If they weren’t country, they’d be pop.
• Colberrrrrr! Awwwww yeah! (Not that I actually heard the album, but whatever).
• KOL! (Totally distracted by explaining to The Husband and Talker that if P!nk comes into the area, my world will stop and not start again until after I recuperate from her show)
• Jamie Foxx… yo. You were just announced by Robert Downey, Jr., and his horribly offset glasses. And, your ass was totally saved by Slash. And Jay-Z. But, mostly Slash, because he is, yes, awesome. I only managed to keep my clothes on because Talker is watching with me.
• I just, I don’t know, “21 Guns” wasn’t all that. Sorry.
• If you can get Leon Russell to play with you, you’re set, whoever you are, Zac Brown Band. (I’m sure you’ll be in my playlist soon, fear not).
• Today was a fairy tale because… Stevie Nicks. You are a lucky, lucky girl, Taylor. This is like your American Idol moment. Try to stay on key.
• Stevie, no! Don’t do it! NOOOOOO! Now I have to have find this duet for my iPod. Fuck.
• I’m going to start a line of designer 3-D glasses.
• I can only hope that Bon Jovi sings the Lego Rock Band song that Talker makes me sing. Uhhhh…. Blaze of Glory? I don’t think its on the ballot, though.
• Placido Domingo and Mos Def. Awesome. Rhianna… totally digging the Flock of Seagulls look.
• MARY. J. BLIGE. and that other guy I should know but I’m blinded by MJB.
• Dave Matthews shouldn’t dance. And why is someone from Glee even near the Grammy’s? I thought there were restraining orders in effect.

Then it all slowed down, and I went to bed. Congrats to Taylor, mostly for avoiding another Kanye incident.

Lady Gaga and Elton John:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8xEYU3vz4c

And, then, my dearest love, singing my favorite song ever.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qET6mlPb8uk