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Archive for February, 2010
Sir, Back Away From My Cervix
February 23rd, 2010 
Melia I realize Mr. Marshall does not have a cervix, and perhaps could benefit from a specialized sex talk, but I just can’t cut him any slack for his ignorance. He is being paid to be a moron, a dangerous moron. Women with disabled children will hear those words of him and blame themselves even more than they do for their child’s issues.
Posted in Daily Ramblings 
Tags: abortion, god, keep your hands off my body, northern virginia, politics, religion, virginia 
7 Comments »Ahhhhh, Silence…
February 22nd, 2010 Melia Happy Monday, faithful reader! You know who you are, sitting there with your coffee, refreshing my blog for my latest bit of wisdom. Which banner is your favorite, by the way, and can you please re-theme this bitch, because the pink is really starting to get to me and I don’t have time to do [...]
The Scariest Bathroom Story Ever
February 18th, 2010 Melia I had not noticed the elderly lady sitting to the left of me had gone into the bathroom first. I would have waited until she came back so that the bathroom was empty, both girls could go and we could get back to our food. Instead, we opened the door and walked into…
Its National Condom Week!
February 16th, 2010 Melia I wonder if those are Magnums, which, as we know, really aren’t any bigger than regular condoms, according to our 2009 Condom Week Winner 
