Makes me twitch. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFMNw3UFvRI According to you I’m stupid, I’m useless, I can’t do anything right. According to you I’m difficult, hard to please, forever changing my mind. I’m a mess in a dress, can’t show up on time, even if it would save my life. According to you. According to you. But according to him I’m beautiful, incredible, he can’t get me out of his head. According to him I’m funny, irresistible, everything...
Eeeets Pros(e)! Modern Sage shares her weird Candy Striped Grub drawing. SocGradMama is pulling her hair out in Homework Hell(p)! Equality and Justice 4 All tells us What Pissed Me Off This Week. Are you Missing the Miraculous? Spectacular Me! says, “snap out of it!” Calming Winds reminds us that no matter what happens around us, we can survive by Clinging to the Core. Melia Lore is corrupting the youth with her feminist sex studies. Read all about it: Sex and the Melia. The Official...
Are you noting the theme here? I can’t even type “sec” as in, “just a sec” without it actually reading, “just a sex.” Its becoming quite porny up in here. Monday, whist folding laundry, I caught about 30 seconds of the Dr. Oz show. I don’t watch daytime TV (because I DVR DOOL, yo) so when I actually see one of the big talk shows, I get all snarky to hide the fact that I’m marginally interested in what they have to say. Except Oprah. No offense. Dr....
It started out like any other trip to the book store. I packed up my daughters, promised them each a book, and we headed out to the “big” book store I wrongfully love called B&N. Why wrongfully? I’m pretty sure there’s a boycott attached to the store somewhere, something I once supported, and probably still do. And, while I paused for a moment to reflect upon exactly why I wasn’t supposed to go to B&N, I needed two more books for school and the book store that’s...
Upon daydreaming about what I’ll be doing in fall I woke up to the knowledge that the last week was, in fact, spent screwing around and not focusing enough on what will be months of having my writing and thoughts criticized. Evidently, my entire study plan had to be reworked in order to not be too broad, and make sense beyond what I had already thought made sense, and contain more heterosexual authors (bwahahaha!) Perhaps taking on any new clients at this time is a bad idea. The crowd says,...
