Yes, NaBloPoMo, that’s what I did for the past four days. I was psychically blogging. I’m sure you all heard my snarky witticisms and astounding insights on life, children and feminism. Thanks for all of the psychic comments back, I love you all. Ahem. Its Monday! That means its the weekend recap edition of MeliaLore.com! WOOHOO! In case you all hadn’t heard, last week was Thanksgiving, that holiday where I spend three days cooking for exactly 15 minutes of eating. This year’s...






Finish Line Insights
Ahh, the grocery store. Land of food, free samples, bird poop-covered shopping baskets, tantrums, potty trips and… the “finish line,” where invariably, I come to some witty conclusion about the world, or just buy some gum. Whatever. Today’s insight is brought to you by the media-starved person I’ve become as I thumb my nose at celebrity gossip. Without further ado… I present, today’s insight: Paula Deen (as pictured on some weird cooking magazine) Looks...