Lucky for me, my family is far away, which gives me the other Thanksgiving tradition of inviting my friends over for the big meal, and then we just have fun without drama.
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Hi, I’m on Acid.
November 24th, 2009 
Melia The only thing funnier than nipple-concealing petals was the woman behind me who high-tailed it to the next aisle as I took photos of bras with my phone. I think she may have left a child behind in her haste to get away from the crazy lady on acid who thinks its hilarious to take photos of lingerie in Target while slurping her real (I think) latte and pretending she’s actually one of the “normal” ones.
Ace of Pentacles
November 22nd, 2009 Melia Am I destined to be the “kept” woman, living a life of budgets and take-out Thai?
Finish Line Insights
Ahh, the grocery store. Land of food, free samples, bird poop-covered shopping baskets, tantrums, potty trips and… the “finish line,” where invariably, I come to some witty conclusion about the world, or just buy some gum. Whatever.