The Vulva Skirt
I like to tie dye. I’ve been dying for years, mostly as a hobby, but I do sell it from time to time. Every summer, I end up with a pretty large order for my online friends and I use that order as an opportunity to score myself some new dyed duds.
I showed my Inner Beach friend a new skirt, knowing she’d love it. I loved it, I wanted it, and so did she. I got two of them, dyed them, and was unhappy with how they originally turned out. Being the dye master I claim to be, I knew that I had to get some vivid colors to dye over what was originally pretty blah. So, red and black goth dye it was!
The skirts came out beautifully. I could not have been happier, truly. I snapped a photo for my portfolio…

That's not a vulva!
As I picked the skirt up to snap another photo, with the red in the center, I realized… yes, I had created… The Vulva Skirt.
In an unprecidented act, never before seen on MeliaLore.com, I present… My Vulva… in skirt form.

Oh yes, that's a vulva!
Please, understand, that these are special skirts that only women secure in their femininity can even attempt to wear. I am offering custom-dyed Vulva Skirts, so you can proudly show off the true colors of your inner-most spirit. Imagine the possibilities with blue, teal, orange, white, green or purple! Let the world know where your vulva stands!
Exclusively from me, Melia… order yours today!
Tags: i am fabulous, melia has lost her mind, tie dye, vulvas






June 12th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I love that skirt. That is so original and inspiring. Woot for vulvas and those who wear them on your beautiful skirts!!!
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June 12th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
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November 21st, 2009 at 12:50 am
Awesome! Totally awesome…that’s about all I can say right now!
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