I like to tie dye. I’ve been dying for years, mostly as a hobby, but I do sell it from time to time. Every summer, I end up with a pretty large order for my online friends and I use that order as an opportunity to score myself some new dyed duds.

I showed my Inner Beach friend a new skirt, knowing she’d love it. I loved it, I wanted it, and so did she. I got two of them, dyed them, and was unhappy with how they originally turned out. Being the dye master I claim to be, I knew that I had to get some vivid colors to dye over what was originally pretty blah. So, red and black goth dye it was!

The skirts came out beautifully. I could not have been happier, truly. I snapped a photo for my portfolio…

That's not a vulva!

As I picked the skirt up to snap another photo, with the red in the center, I realized… yes, I had created… The Vulva Skirt.

In an unprecidented act, never before seen on MeliaLore.com, I present… My Vulva… in skirt form.

Oh yes, that's a vulva!

Please, understand, that these are special skirts that only women secure in their femininity can even attempt to wear. I am offering custom-dyed Vulva Skirts, so you can proudly show off the true colors of your inner-most spirit. Imagine the possibilities with blue, teal, orange, white, green or purple! Let the world know where your vulva stands!

Exclusively from me, Melia… order yours today!

Tags: i am fabulous, melia has lost her mind, tie dye, vulvas

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