Quirk #66822: The radio speaks to me. Yes, its crazy, but ever since I was a child, the radio has sent me messages. I’ve discussed this before, no big shock, I’m a freak.

I have 4 songs haunting me now. Between my car, home and blip, I cannot get away from them. So, I’ve decided its time to interpret all of them together, because I am avoiding work and other responsibilities today. Its gloomy, and I slept really crappy. Maybe if I put these out here, I’ll get more variety.

Without further ado, I present the 4 songs of the past month that have been tapping on my brain:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qikAacyjOro

Total Eclipse of the Heart (I love the Tori version)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFnD3uwKHag&feature=related

How Do I Live? (Trisha Yearwood over Leann Rimes, for sure. Not that I’ve ever debated that, because that would imply that I know anything about country music.)

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGfec9-Jns

Black Balloon. Goo Goo. Yum.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqvcQNUlePY

You Took the Words Right Out of my Mouth. Meatloaf. Really dramatic version, by the way. I bet you say that to all the boys…

Interpretation: You need to sing karaoke.

No, no, that’s not it. (1)You turned around, and found out that your olives were missing. You were sad, because you have a sort of addiction to olives. (2) How will you live? (3) Your olive addiction is still there, but you just have to move on. There are plenty of salty snacks in the aisle. (4) Olives are notorious for almost talking, until you eat them. Therefore, they are pissed that they never got a say in how they were consumed. Stop kissing the olives, by the way. Freak.

I feel better now