1. Mercury Retrograde starts on Thursday. This could be my last semi-intelligble post for the duration of May.

2. My rough draft is done, and while I wanted to have the entire essay done by now, in preparation for the Retrograde, I’m sure it will be fine. I hope.

3. There are bits of very bizarre coincidental matter constantly swirling through my days now. Everyone is stressed, except me. Its nice.

4. I bought liquid eye liner today.

5. I’m baking bread to treat myself after my belly dance class tonight.

6. Jane says, “I’ve never been in love, I don’t know what it is. I only know if someone wants me.”

7. Forgiveness is divine. Forgiving oneself is a step above divinity. Try it.

8. I forget what 8 was for!

9. My guppies are no longer reproductively challenged. Help.

10. DC weather sucks ass.

11. THIS is an awesome blog. Read it.