I am in the throes of writing the super essay. I’m so tired of writing about myself, its not funny.

Chapter 1: I’m a geek.
Chapter 2: I’m a geek with an online biz (or 20).
Chapter 3: I’m a female geek who picks other female’s brains… and then eats them.

I can’t wait to write my actual autobiography, where the computer world takes up a page, or maybe two pages, and the rest is about how fabulous I am offline. It will probably just be a haiku:

Girl, born in Chi-town
Socially inept, plugging on
Taco Nirvana.

Or, a limerick…

There once was a girl from the Nort(k)
She sang, but was really a dork.
Away from the screen
She rarely did preen
While her spoon magically sprouted a spork.

Maybe a 3 word statement:

Olive juice yum.

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