This week was The Talker’s 11th birthday and somehow, I ran across this recipe from Omnomicon for a rainbow cake. Well, rainbows are great, and fantastic for exactly the following Omnomicon reasons: A child’s birthday Your mom’s birthday Coming out to your conservative parents If you’re a lesbian, they’ll be thrilled that you won’t be forgoing your feminine kitchen duties. If you’re the kind of gay dude who makes cakes for your parents, they were probably on to you anyway. Coming... 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-EN4-QVbpQ  

I may have enough skillz to get published, but being the webweaver that I claim, one would think that in this blog, I would have posted the right link. Alas, I did not, but it has since been corrected. Nobody told me, either, so 1) you’re all laughing at me or 2) nobody read it. Pooheads.  

The other day, my good friend and partner in crime (well, we’ve not gotten to that phase of our relationship yet, but I sense tremendous potential), bellacotter, and I were talking about grilled cheese. The End. No, wait, come back! Really, I promise there’s more! Its a kind of top ten list of ways to make Grilled Cheese!!! Dedicated to my lovely bellacotter! 10. Wrap cheese with lightly buttered bread, wrap in aluminum foil and use iron to toast the bugger. Do not use the steam setting,... 

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1LwS6-g-7E Cheesy, like guacamole… with cheese